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The Spice Must Flow

Regarding last nights' speech, I am speechless! All this time I thought the financial "crisis" was a result of a derivative lending strategery that was most advantages to financial institutions. But no! This was all about the little guy, "struggling to put food on his family." This was about everybody having a house to call their own. How could I have missed this?!
 
So, let us consider the logic of the proposed fix. According to King George, we need to 'unclog the mortgage backed securities from the financial system.' OK...not sure what that means, but let's continue. It is important to allow people to borrow money; entrepreneurs, parents sending children to college, people wanting > cars and homes. (I have a tear in my eye.) The spice must flow! Sorry, I am off track. You get the point; everybody needs more money.

And now for the good part, the taxpayer, AKA entrepreneur, parent,  person, is going to assume a $700 BILLION DEBT. (Here is where I  really get lost.) And the money will go to an international  collection of financial institutions. Huh?! Why won't the government give it to the US taxpayer? According to George, we are the ones that need it. So, if all the homeowners with a mortgage  were given, say $100,000, and everybody met their mortgage obligation, wouldn't that 'unclog' the system?
 
So, I calculated this alternative, and what do you know? Gimme some spice, baby. Just an idea.
 
 
 
 

Comments (2)

Sep 27, 2008
ssebutch said...
what'd you think off the debates last night? I liked what Obama had to say about making surgical (precise?) cuts rather than across-the-board elimination of earmarks. Unfortunately, I thought McCain presented very well and if he continues to, will win the election. Looking forward to the next Daffy rant
Oct 10, 2008
daffy duck said...
I think the $700 Billion bailout is a giant earmark. If not, how is it different?

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